"The Brilliantly Rainbowed, Semi-Transparent, Red or Aqua-Tinted Adventure" tells the bold, boisterous tale of a zany group of knuckleheaded hicks who take the trip of their lives, rediscovering their rarified Redneckian roots as they explore the last untouched wilderness in South Central Florida.
      The story's narrator, H. B. Hootenanny, is more than just another pretty face. He is the leader of The Incredible Hootenannies, the world's most popular country-western band.
      The implausible journey of this small group of musicians takes a bracing plunge into alternate states of reading as it evolves from a sylvan reverie into a fierce and heroic struggle of epic proportions. The plot accelerates at warped speed as our heroes valiantly seek to rescue one of their beloved fellow band members from a pack of relentless slow-trail alligators.
      The resulting hijinks make for a tightly-tamped bazooka-full of untamed fun, giving us all a whopping big snoot full of laughter as The Incredible Hootenannies save the natural universe, explore the significance of their own fictive being, and walk around looking good in large hats.