- Introduction Part I -
Meet the Hootenannies

        Hi! I'm Hootenanny, the leader of the world-famous band, "The Incredible Hootenannies."
        Of course, you knew that already.
        I suppose that a person would have to be an ostrich not to know about us by now. You can hardly turn on a country station nowadays without hearing our songs, and our unsightly pusses are plastered on billboards across the fruit-filled plains of our great nation. But our life wasn't always a wallow in a bed of roses. Once we were normal people, just like you.